Chapters 65
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1 00 - Introduction 1:25
Introduction of Our Women People. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. Our Women People, a Book of Rhymes for Suffrage Times by Alice Dewar Miller. Introduction. Father, what is a legislature? A representative body elected by the people of the state. Are women people? No, my son. Criminals, lunatics, and women are not people. Do legislators legislate for nothing? Oh no, they are paid a salary. By whom? By the people. Are women people? Of course, my son, just as much as men are. To the New York Tribune, in whose generous columns many of these verses first appeared, the author here wishes to express her gratitude.
End of introduction
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2 01 - Are Women People? 1:46
Treacherous Texts Are Women People? by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Larry Wilson. Are women people? A consistent anti to her son. Look at the hazards, the risks, the physical dangers that ladies would be exposed to at the polls. Anti-Suffrage Speech.
You're twenty-one today, Willie, and a danger lurks at the door. I've known about it always, but I never spoke before. When you were only a baby, it seemed so very remote. But you're twenty-one today, Willie, and old enough to vote. You must not go to the polls, Willie. Never go to the polls. They're dark and dreadful places where many lose their souls. They smirch, degrade, and coarsen terrible things they do. To quiet elderly women, What would they do to you? If you've a boyish fancy for any measure or man, tell me, and I'll tell Father. He'll vote for it, if he can. He cast my vote, and Louisa's, and Sarah, and dear Aunt Clo. Wouldn't you let him vote for you, Father, who loves you so? I've guarded you always, Willie, body and soul from harm.
I'll guard your faith and honor, your innocence and charm. From the Poles and their evil spirits, politics, rum, and pelt. Do you think I'd send my only son where I would not go myself?
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3 02 - Our Idea of Nothing at All 1:16
Our Idea of Nothing at All by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Amanda Chandler. I am opposed to woman suffrage, but I am not opposed to woman. Anti-suffrage speech of Mr. Webb of North Carolina. Oh, women, have you heard the news of charity and grace? Look, look! How joy and gratitude are beaming in my face, for Mr. Webb is not opposed to woman in her place. Oh, Mr. Webb, how kind you are to let us live it all, to let us light the kitchen range and tidy up the hall, to tolerate the female sex in spite of Adam's fall. Oh, girls, suppose that Mr. Webb should alter his decree. Suppose he were opposed to us, opposed to you and me. What would be left for us to do, except to cease to be?
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4 03 - Lines to Mr. Bowdle of Ohio 2:01
Lines to Mr. Bowdell of Ohio by Alice Dewar Miller, read for LibriVox.org by Adrian Stevens. Quote, The women of this smart capital are beautiful. Their beauty is disturbing to business. Their feet are beautiful. Their ankles are beautiful. But here I must pause. End quote. Mr. Bowdell's anti-suffrage speech in Congress, January the 12th. 1915. You, who so despise the so-called fairer sex, be brave. There really isn't any reason you should not, if you wish, oppose and vex, and scold us in, and even out of season. But don't regard it as your bounden duty to open with a tribute to our beauty. Say, if you like, that women have no sense, no self-control, no power of concentration. Say that hysterics is our one defense, our virtue but an absence of temptation.
These I can bear, but oh, I own it, rankles, to hear you maundering on about our ankles. Tell those old stories which have now and then been from the record thoughtfully deleted. Repeat that favorite one about the hen. Repeat the ones that cannot be repeated, but in the midst of such enjoyments smother the impulse to extol your sainted mother.
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5 04 - On Not Believing All You Hear 0:53
Quote, Women are angels, they are jewels, they are queens and princesses of our hearts. End quote. Anti-suffrage speech of Mr. Carter of Oklahoma. Angel or jewel or princess or queen, tell me immediately, where have you been? I've been to ask all my slaves so devoted, why they against my enfranchisement voted. Angel and princess, that action was wrong. Back to the kitchen, where angels belong.
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6 05 - The Revolt of Mother 1:25
The Revolt of Mother by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Kathy Kaye. Every True Woman Feels. Speech of Almost Any Congressman. I am old-fashioned, and I think it right, that man should know, by nature's laws eternal, the proper way to rule, to earn, to fight, and exercise those functions called paternal. But even I, a little bit, rebel at finding that he knows my job as well. At least he's always ready to expound it, especially in Legislative Hall. The joys, the cares, the halos that surround it, how women feel, he knows that best of all. In fact, his thesis is that no one can know what is womanly except a man. I am old-fashioned, and I am content, when he explains the world of art and science, and government, to him, divinely sent, I drink it in with ladylike compliance, but cannot listen, know I'm only human, while he instructs me on how to be a woman.
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7 06 - The Gallant Sex 1:24
The Gallant Sex A woman engineer has been dismissed by the Board of Education under their new rule that women shall not attend high-pressure boilers, although her work has been satisfactory, and she holds a license to attend such boilers from the police department.
Lady, dangers lurk in boilers, risks I could not let you face. Men were meant to be the toilers. Home, you know, is woman's place. Have no home? Well, is that so? Still, it's not my fault, you know. Charming lady, work no more. Fair you are, and sweet as honey. Work might make your fingers sore, and, besides, I need the money. Prithee rest, or starve, or rob. Only let me have the job.
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8 07 - Representation 1:19
Representation by Alice Dewar Miller. My wife is against suffrage, and that settles me. Vice President Marshall. One. My wife dislikes the income tax, and so I cannot pay it. She thinks that golf all interest lacks, so now I never play it. She is opposed to tolls repeal. Though why, I cannot say. But woman's duty is to feel, and man's is to obey. II. I am in a hard position for a perfect gentleman. I want to please the ladies, but I don't see how I can. My present wife's a suffragist, and counts on my support. But my mother is an anti, and of a rather biting sort. One grandmother is on the fence, and the other much opposed. And my sister lives in Oregon, and thinks the question's closed. Each one is counting on my vote to represent her view.
Now, what should you think proper for a gentleman to do?
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9 08 - Sonnet 1:25
Sonnet by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Krista Zaleski. Three bills, known as the Thompson-Bewley Cannery Bills, have been advanced to third reading in the Senate and Assembly at Albany. One permits the canners to work their employees seven days a week. A second allows them to work women after 9pm. And a third removes every restriction upon the hours of labour of women and minors. Zenas L. Potter, former Cannery Investigator for New York State Factory Investigating Commission. Let us not to an unrestricted day, impediments admit. Work is not work to our employees, but a merry play. They do not ask the law's excuse to shirk. Ah, no, the canning season is at hand, when summer scents are on the air distilled, when golden fruits are ripening in the land, and silvery tins are gaping to be filled.
Now to the cannery with Jacques-Condmean, before the dawn come women, girls, and boys, whose weekly hours, a hundred and nineteen, seem all too short for their industrious joys. If this be error and be proved, alas, the Thompson-Buley bills may fail to pass.
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10 09 - To President Wilson 1:22
To President Wilson. I hold it as a fundamental principle, and so do you, that every people has the right to determine its own form of government, and until recently, fifty per cent of the people of Mexico have not had a look-in in determining who should be their governors or what their government should be. Speech of President Wilson. Wise and just man, for such I think you are, how can you see so burningly and clear injustices and tyrannies afar, yet blind your eyes to one that lies so near? How can you plead so earnestly for men who fight their own fight with a bloody hand? How hold their cause so wildly dear, and then forget the women of your native land? With your stern ardor and your scholar's word, you speak to us of human liberty.
How can you believe that women are not stirred by this same human longing to be free?
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11 10 - Home and Where It Is 1:10
Home and Where It Is by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Adrian Stevens. An Indiana judge has recently ruled, as to the right of the husband to decide the location of the home, that home is where the husband is.
Home is where the husband is, be it near or be it far, office, theatre. Pullman car, pool room, poles, or corner bar. All good wives. Remember this. Home is where the husband is. Women's place is home, I whiz. Leave your family bacon frying. Leave your wash and dishes drying. Leave your little children crying. Join your husband, near or far, at the club or corner bar. For the court has taught us this. Home.
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12 11 - The Maiden's Vow 1:02
The Maiden's Vow by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Krista Zaleski. The Maiden's Vow. A speaker at the National Education Association advised girls not to study algebra. Many girls, he said, had lost their souls through this study. The idea has been taken up with enthusiasm. I will avoid equations, and shun the naughty surd. I must beware the perfect square. Through it young girls have erred. And when men mention rule of three, pretend I have not heard. Through Sturm's delightful theorems, illicit joys assure. Though permutations and combinations my woman's heart allure, I'll never study algebra, but keep my spirit pure.
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13 12 - Such Nonsense 1:23
Such Nonsense by Alice Stewart Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Kathy Kaye. Where on earth did the idea come from that the ballot is a boon, a privilege, and an honor? From Men. Mrs. Pristonia Mann-Martin. Who is it thinks the vote some use? Man! Man is often such a goose. Indeed, it makes me laugh to see how men have struggled to be free. Poor Washington, who meant so well, and Nathan Hale and William Tell, Hampton and Bolivar and Pym, and La Overture, remember him, and Garibaldi and Kossuth, and some who threw away their youth, all bitten by the stupid notion that liberty was worth emotion. They could not get it through their heads that if they stayed tucked up in beds, avoiding politics and strife, they'd lead a pleasant, peaceful life.
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14 13 - A Suggested Campaign Song 1:37
A Suggested Campaign Song by Alice Dewar Miller. No brass bands, no speeches, instead a still silent effective influence. Anti-suffrage speech. We are waging, can you doubt it? A campaign so calm and still. No one knows a thing about it, and we hope they never will. No one knows what we oppose, and we hope they never will. We are ladylike and quiet. Hear a whisper, there a hint. Never speeches, bans or riot. Nothing suitable for print. No one knows what we oppose, for we never speak for print. Sometimes in profound seclusion, in some far-but-home-like spot, we will make a dark illusion. We're opposed to you-know-what. No one knows what we oppose. For we call it You Know What.
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15 14 - The Woman of Charm 1:52
The Woman of Charm by Alice Dewar Miller.
I hate a woman who is not a mystery to herself as well as to me. The Phoenix.
If you want a receipt for that popular mystery, known to the world as a woman of charm, Take all the conspicuous ladies of history, mix them all up without doing them harm. The beauty of Helen, the warmth of Cleopatra, Salome's notorious skill in the dance, the dusky allure of the bells of Sumatra, the fashion and finish of ladies from France, the youth of Susanna, beloved by an elder, the wit of a chamber's incomparable minks. The conjugal views of the patient Griselda, the fire of Sappho, the calm of the Sphinx, the eyes of Lavalliere, the voice of Cordelia, the musical gifts of the sainted Cecilia, Trilby and Carmen and Ruth and Ophelia, Madame de Stael and the matron Cornelia, Isolt, Hypatia and Naughty Nell Gwyn, Una Titania and Eleanor Glynn.
Take of these elements all that is fusible, melt them all down in a pipkin or crucible, set them to simmer and take off the scum, and a woman of charm is the residuum. Slightly adapted from W.S. Gilbert.
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16 15 - A Modern Proposal 1:01
A Modern Proposal by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Kathy Kaye. It has been said that the feminist movement is the true solution of the mother-in-law problem. Sylvia, my dear, I would be yours with pleasure. All that you are seems excellent to me. Except your mother, who's much more at leisure than mothers ought to be. Find her a fad, a job, an occupation, eugenics, dancing uplift, yes, or crime? Send her to work for her emancipation. That takes a lot of time. Or if the suffrage doctrine fails to charm her, there are the aunties, rather, in her line. Guarding the home from Maine to Alabama would keep her out of mine.
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17 16 - The Newer Lullaby 0:42
The Newer Lullaby by Alice Duer-Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Rochelle Bereni. Good heavens, when I think what the young boy of today is growing up to, I gasp. He has too many women around him all the time. He has his mother when he is a baby. Bernard Fagan, Probation Officer. Hush-a-bye, baby. Feel no alarm. Gunmen shall guard you, lest mother should harm. Wake in your cradle. Hear father curse. Isn't that better than mother or nurse?
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18 17 - The Protected Sex 0:40
The Protected Sex by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Meliora Dockery. There, little girl, don't read. You're fond of your books, I know, but brother might mope if he had no hope of getting ahead of you. It's dull for a boy who cannot lead. There, little girl, don't read.
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19 18 - Warning to Suffragists 0:53
Warning to Suffragists The Latin man believes that giving woman the vote will make her less attractive. Anna H. Shaw They must sacrifice their beauty, who would do their civic duty, who the polling booth would enter. Who the ballot box would use. As they drop their ballots in it, men and women, in a minute, lose their charm, the aunties tell us. But the men have less to lose.
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20 19 - Partners 1:23
Partners by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Kathy Kaye.
Our laws have not yet reached the point of holding the property which is the result of the husband's earnings and the wife's savings become their joint property. In this most important of all partnerships, there is no partnership property. Recent Decision of the New York Supreme Court. Lady, lovely lady, come and share all my care. Oh, how gladly I will hurry to confide my every worry, and their very dark and drear in your ear. Lady, share the praise I obtain now and again. Though I'm shy, it doesn't matter. I will tell you how they flatter. Every compliment I'll share fair and square. Lady, I my toil will divide at your side. I outside the home, you within. You shall wash and cook and spin. I'll provide the flax and food, if you're good.
Partners, lady, we shall be, you and me, partners in the highest sense, looking for no recompense. For the savings that we make, I shall take.
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21 20 - What Governments Say to Women 1:07
What Governments Say to Women? The Law Compels a Married Woman to Take the Nationality of Her Husband. I. In Time of War, Help us. Your Country needs you. Show that you love her. Give her your men to fight. Aye, even to fall. The fair, free land of your birth set nothing above her, not husband nor son. She must come first of all. 2. In Time of Peace. What's this? You've wed an alien? Yet you ask for legislation to guard your nationality? We're shocked at your demand. A woman, when she marries, takes her husband's name and nation. She should love her husband only. What's a woman's native land?
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22 21 - "Oh, That 'Twere Possible!" 1:37
Oh, That Were Possible by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Amanda Chandler. With apologies to Lord Tennyson. The grant of suffrage to women is repugnant to instincts that strike their roots deep in the order of nature. It runs counter to human reason. It flouts the teachings of experience And the admonitions of common sense. New York Times, February 7th, 1915. Oh, that were possible, after those words inane, for me to read the Times ever again, when I was wont to read it in the early morning hours, in a mood twixt wrath and mirth. I exclaimed, Alas, ye powers, these ideas are fainter, quainter than anything on earth. A paper's laid before me, not thou, not like to thee. Dear me, if it were possible, the times should ever see how very far the times have moved.
Spelt with a little t.
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23 22 - The Times Editorials 1:15
The Times Editorials by Alice Durer Miller.
Lovely antiques, breathing in every line, the perfume of an age long passed away, wafting us back to 1829, museum pieces of a bygone day. You should not languish in the public press, where modern thought might reach and do you harm, and vulgar youth insult your hoariness, missing the flavor of your old-world charm. You should be locked, where rust cannot corrode, in some old rosewood cabinet dimmed by age, with silver lustre, tortoise-shell, and spode, And all would cry who read your yellowing page. Yes, that's the sort of thing that men believed before the first reform bill was conceived.
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24 23 - Our Own Twelve Anti-suffragist Reasons 1:31
Campaign material for both sides. Our Own 12 Anti-Suffragist Reasons by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Bruce Kachok. One. Because no woman will leave her domestic duties to vote. Two. Because no woman who may vote will attend to her domestic duties. Three. Because it will make dissension between husband and wife. Four. Because every woman will vote as her husband tells her to. Five. Because bad women will corrupt politics. Six. Because bad politics will corrupt women. Seven. Because women have no power of organization. Eight. Because women will form a solid party and outvote men. Nine. Because men and women are so different that they must stick to different duties. Ten. Because men and women are so much alike that men with one vote each can represent their own views and ours too.
Eleven. Because women cannot use force. Twelve. Because the militants did use force.
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25 24 - Why We Oppose Pockets for Women 1:26
Why We Oppose Pockets for Women?
Why We Oppose Pockets for Women? 1. Because pockets are not a natural right. 2. Because the great majority of women do not want pockets. If they did, they would have them. 3. Because whenever women have had pockets, they have not used them. 4. Because women are required to carry enough things as it is, without the additional burden of pockets. 5. Because it would make dissension between husband and wife as to whose pockets were to be filled. 6. Because it would destroy man's chivalry toward woman, if he did not have to carry all her things in his pockets. 7. Because men are men, and women are women. We must not fly in the face of nature. Eight. Because pockets have been used by men to carry tobacco, pipes, whiskey flasks, chewing gum, and compromising letters, we see no reason to suppose that women would use them more wisely.
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26 25 - Fashion Notes: Past and Present 1:20
Anti-suffrage arguments are being worn long, calm and flowing this year, with the dominant note that of women's intellectual inferiority. 1890. Violence is very evident in this season's modes. And our more conservative thinkers are saying that woman suffrage threatens the home, the church, and the republic. 1900. A complete change of style has taken place. Everything is being worn a l'aristocrat, with the repeated assertion that too many people are voting already. 1915. The best line of goods shown by the leading anti-suffrage houses this spring is the statement that woman's suffrage is the same thing as free love. The effect is extremely piquant and surprising.
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27 26 - Why We Oppose Women Travelling in Railway Trains 1:01
Because traveling in trains is not a natural right. Number two. Because our great-grandmothers never asked to travel in trains. Number three. Because woman's place is the home, not the train. Number four. Because it is unnecessary, there is no point reached by a train that cannot be reached on foot. Number five. Because it will double the work of conductors, engineers, and brakemen who are already overburdened. Number six. Because men smoke and play cards in trains, is there any reason to believe that women will behave better?
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28 27 - Why We Oppose Schools for Children 2:10
Lee. By the Children's Anti-School League. One. Because education is a burden, not a right. Two. Because not one-tenth of one percent of the children of this country have demanded education. Three. Because if we are educated, we should have to behave as if we were, and we don't want to. Four. Because it is essentially against the nature of a child to be educated. Five. Because we can't see that it has done so much for grown-ups, and there is no reason for thinking it will make children perfect. Six. Because the time of the children is already sufficiently occupied without going to school. Seven. Because it would make dissension between parent and child. Imagine the home life of a parent who turned out to be more ignorant than his or her child.
Eight. Because we believe in the indirect education of the theater, the baseball field, and the moving picture, we believe that schools would in a great measure deprive us of this. Nine. Because Our parents went to school. They love us. They take care of us. They tell us what to do. We are content that they should be educated for us.
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29 28 - But Then Who Cares for Figures 1:14
But then, who cares for figures? by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Mulhill Mountain. But then, who cares for figures? An argument sometimes used against paying women as highly as men for the same work is that women are only temporary in industry. 44% of the women teachers in the public schools of New York have been more than 10 years in the service, while only 26% of the men teachers have served as long. The Bundesrath of Germany has decided to furnish medical and financial assistance to women at the time of childbirth in order to alleviate the anxiety of husbands at the front. How strange this would sound. The Bundesrath has decided to furnish medical assistance to the wounded at the front in order to alleviate the anxiety of wives and mothers at home.
When a benefit is suggested for men, the question asked is, will it benefit men? When a benefit is suggested for women, the question is, will it benefit men?
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30 29 - Why We Oppose Votes for Men 1:01
Because man's place is the armory. Two. Because no really manly man wants to settle any question otherwise than by fighting about it. Three. Because if men should adopt peaceable methods, women will no longer look up to them. Four. Because men will lose their charm. If they step out of their natural sphere and interest themselves in other matters than feats of arms, uniforms, and drums. Five. Because men are too emotional to vote, their conduct at baseball games and political conventions shows this, while their innate tendency to appeal to force renders them peculiarly unfit for the task of government.
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31 30 - The Logic of the Law 0:49
The Logic of the Law by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Bruce Gachuk.
In 1875, the Supreme Court of Wisconsin, in denying the petition of women to practice before it, said, It would be shocking to man's reverence for womanhood and faith in woman, that woman should be permitted to mix professionally in all the nastiness which finds its way into courts of justice. It then names thirteen subjects as unfit for the attention of women. Three of them are crimes committed against women.
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32 31 - Consistency 0:52
Quote, Vile insults, lewd talk, and brutal conduct were used by the indicted men to frighten respectable women who went to the polls in Terre Haute at the last election, asserted District Attorney Daley, end quote, press dispatch.
Are the polls unfit for decent women? No, sir, they are perfectly orderly. Tut-tut, go there at once, and swear, and be brutal, or what will become of our anti-suffrage argument?
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33 32 - Sometimes We're Ivy, and Sometimes We're Oak 0:51
Sometimes we're ivy, and sometimes we're oak. By Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Amanda Chandler. Is it true that the English government is calling on women to do work abandoned by men? Yes, it is true. Is not woman's place the home? No, not when men need her services outside the home. Will she never be told again that her place is the home? Oh, yes, indeed. When? As soon as men want their jobs back again.
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34 33 - Do You Know 1:38
Do you know that in 1869 Miss Jax Blake and four other women entered for a medical degree at the University of Edinburgh? That the president of the College of Physicians refused to give the women the prizes they had won? That the undergraduates insulted any professor who allowed women to compete for prizes. That the women were stoned in the streets and finally excluded from the medical school. That in 1877, the British Medical Association declared women ineligible for membership. That in 1881, the International Medical Congress excluded women from all but its social and ceremonial meetings.
That the Obstetrical Society refused to allow a woman's name to appear on the title page of a pamphlet which she had written with her husband.
That, according to a recent dispatch from London, many hospitals, since the outbreak of hostilities, Have asked women to become resident doctors, and public authorities are daily endeavouring to obtain women as assistant medical officers and as school doctors.
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35 34 - Interviews With Celebrated Anti-Suffragists 0:58
Woman's place is in my home, Appius Claudius. I have never felt the need of the ballot, Cleopatra. Magna Carta, merely fashionable fad of ye barons, King John.
Boston Tea Party shows American colonists to be hysterical and utterly incapable of self-government. George III.
Know of no really good slaves who desire emancipation. President of the United Slaveholders Protective Association.
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36 35 - Another of Those Curious Coincidences 0:49
Another of Those Curious Coincidences by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Kathy Kaye. On February 15, the House of Representatives passed a bill making it unlawful to ship in interstate commerce the products of a mill, cannery, or factory which had been produced by the labor of children under 14 years. Forty-three gentlemen voted against it. Forty-one of those forty-three had also voted against the Women's Suffrage Bill. Not one single vote was cast against it by a representative from any state where women vote for congressmen.
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37 36 - The New Freedom 0:38
The Michigan Commission on Industrial Relations has discovered, says the Detroit Journal, that thousands of wives support their husbands.
Women's place is in the home, but under a special privilege, she is sometimes allowed to send her wages as a substitute.
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38 37 - To the Great Dining Out Majority 0:58
The New York State Association Opposed to Women's Suffrage is sending out leaflets to its members, urging them to tell every man you meet—your tailor, your postman, your grocer, as well as your dinner partner—that you are opposed to women's suffrage. We hope that the 90,000 sewing machine operatives, the 40,000 saleswomen, the 32,000 laundry operatives, the 20,000 knitting and silk mill girls, the 17,000 women janitors and cleaners, the 12,000 cigar makers, to say nothing of the 700,000 other women and girls in industry in New York State will remember when they have drawn off their long gloves and tasted their oysters, to tell their dinner partners that they are opposed to women's suffrage because they fear it might take women out of the home.
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39 38 - Many Men to Any Woman 1:23
Many Men to Any Woman Woman's Sphere Many Men to Any Woman If you have beauty, charm, refinement, tact, if you can prove that I should set you free, You would not contemplate the smallest act that might annoy or interfere with me. If you can show that women will abide by the best standards of their womanhood, and I must be the person to decide what in a woman is the highest good. If you display efficiencies supreme, In philanthropic work devoid of pay, if you can show a clearly thought-out scheme for bringing the millennium in a day, why then, dear lady, at some time remote, I might consider giving you the vote.
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40 39 - A Sex Difference 0:42
A Sex Difference by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Amanda Chandler. When men in Congress come to blows at something someone said, I always notice that it shows their blood is quick and red. But if two women disagree, with very little noise, it proves, and this seems strange to me, that women Have no poise.
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41 40 - Advice to Heroines 0:58
Advice to Heroines by Alice Dwyer Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Tricia G. 1. A heroine must shrink and cling when heroes are about, and thus the watching world will think, How brave his heart and stout! But if he chance to be away when bright-faced dangers shine, it will be best for her to play the oak-tree, not the vine. In fact, the most important thing is knowing when it's time to cling. Two. With apologies to R.L.S. A heroine must be polite and do what others say is right, and think men wise and formidable, at least as far as she is able.
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42 41 - Mutual Vows 0:53
Mutual Vowels by Alice Dewar-Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Adrian Stevens. My dear, he said, observe this frightful bill. Run up, I think you'll own, against my will. If you will recollect our wedding day, you vowed on that occasion to obey. I do recall the day, said she, and how me with your worldly goods you did endow. That, he replied, is palpably absurd. You mean you did not mean to keep your word? Oh, yes, he answered, in a general way. And that, said she, is how I meant obey.
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43 42 - If They Meant All They Said 1:09
If They Meant All They Said by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Adrian Stevens.
Charm is a woman's strongest arm. My charwoman is full of charm. I chose her not for strength of arm, but for her strange, elusive charm. And how tears heighten woman's powers. My typist weeps for hours and hours. I took her for her weeping powers. They so delight my business hours.
A woman lives by intuition, though my accountant shuns addition. She has the rarest intuition, and I myself can do addition.
Timidity in girls is nice. My cook is so afraid of mice. Now, you'll admit it's very nice. To feel your cook's afraid of mice.
Enter poem.
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44 43 - Democracy 0:33
Democracy is this, to hold that all who wander down the pike in cart or car, on foot or bike, or male or female, young or old, are much alike, are much alike.
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45 44 - Feminism 0:29
Feminism, by Alice Dewar Miller.
Mother, what is feminism? A feminist, my daughter, is any woman now who cares to think about her own affairs as men don't think she ought her.
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46 45 - The Warning 1:00
The Warning by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Adrian Stevens.
No, it isn't home neglecting if you spend your time selecting seven blouses and a jacket and a hat, or to give your day to paying needless visits or to playing auction bridge. What critic could object to that? But... To spend two precious hours at a lecture. Oh, my powers! The home is all a woman needs to learn, and an hour or a quarter spent in voting. Why, my daughter, you could not find your home on your return.
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47 46 - Evolution 1:03
Evolution by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Adrian Stevens.
Said Mr. Jones in 1910, Women, subject yourself to men. 1911 heard him quote, They rule the world without the vote. By 1912, he would submit, When all the women wanted it. By 1913, looking glum, he said that it was bound to come. This year, I heard him say with pride, no reasons on the other side. By 1915, he'll insist he's always been a suffragist. And what is really stranger, too, he'll think that what he says is true.
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48 47 - Intercepted 1:04
Intercepted by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Kathy Kaye. Only the worst of them vote. Are not the suffragists' frights? Nietzsche's the person to quote, I prefer love to my rights. Are not the suffragists' frights? Sex is their only appeal. I prefer love to my rights. No, we don't think, but we feel. Sex is their only appeal. Woman belongs at the loom. No, we don't think, but we feel. Doesn't it rub off the bloom? Woman belongs at the loom. Isn't the speaker a bore? Doesn't it rub off the bloom? Oh, it's a fad, nothing more. Isn't the speaker a bore? Nietzsche's the person to quote. Oh, it's a fad, nothing more. Only the worst of them vote.
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49 48 - The Universal Answer 0:50
The Universal Answer by Alice Dorn Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Fang. Oh, there you go again, invading man's domain. It's nature's law, you know, you are defying. Don't fancy that you can be really like a man. So what's the use of all this fuss and trying? It seems to me so clear that woman's highest fear is being loving wives and patient mothers. Oh, can't you be content? To be as you were meant. For souls belong to husbands and to brothers. For books belong to husbands and to brothers. For votes belong to husbands and to brothers.
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50 49 - Candor 1:41
Candor by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by BKL. By an admirer of the late H. C. Bunner. I know what you're going to say, she said, and she stood up, causing him some alarm. You're going to tell me I'll lose my charm. And what is a woman when charm has fled? And you're going to say that you greatly fear I don't understand a woman's sphere. Now aren't you honestly? Yes, he said. I know what you're going to say, she said. You're going to ask what I hope to gain. By stepping down to the dusty plain, by seeking a stone when I might have bread, you're going to say, can a vote replace? The tender force of a woman's grace? Now, aren't you honestly? Yes, he said. I know what you're going to do, he said.
You're going to talk to me all day long, trying to make me see I'm wrong. And other men who are less misled will pale with jealousy when they see the time you give to converting me now. Aren't you honestly?" Yes, she said.
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51 50 - What Every Woman Must Not Say 1:17
What Every Woman Must Not Say by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Kathy Kaye. I don't pretend I'm clever, he remarked, or very wise. And at this she murmured, really? with the right polite surprise. But women, he continued, I must own I understand. Women are a contradiction, honorable and underhand. Constant as the star of Polaris, yet as changeable as fate, always flying what they long for, always seeking what they hate. Don't you think, began the lady, but he cut her short, I see, that you take it personally, women always do, said he. You will pardon me for saying every woman is the same, always greedy for approval, always sensitive to blame. Sweet and passionate are women, weak in mind, though strong in soul.
Even you admit, I fancy, that they have no self-control. No, I don't admit they haven't, said the patient lady then, or they could not sit and listen to the nonsense talked by men.
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52 51 - Chivalry 0:56
Chivalry by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by BKL. It's treating a woman politely, as long as she isn't a fright. It's guarding the girls who act rightly, if you can be judge of what's right. It's being not just, but so pleasant. It's tipping while wages are low. It's making a beautiful present, and failing to pay what you owe. From our own nursery rhymes. Chivalry, chivalry, where have you been? I've been out seeking a beautiful queen. Chivalry, chivalry, what did you find? Commonplace women, not much to my mind.
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53 52 - Women 2:16
Women, by Alice Dewar Miller, with rather insincere apologies to Mr. Rudyard Kipling. I went to ask my government if they would set me free. They gave a pardoned crook a vote, but hadn't one for me. The men around me laughed and frowned and said, Go home. Because we really can't be bothered when we're busy making laws. Oh, it's women this, and women that, and women have no sense. But it's pay your taxes promptly when it comes to the expense. It comes to the expense, my dears, it comes to the expense. It's pay your taxes promptly when it comes to the expense. I went into a factory to earn my daily bread. Men said, "'The home is women's sphere.' "'I have no home,' I said." But when the men all marched to war, they cried to wife and maid, "'Oh, never mind about the home, but save the export trade.' For it's women this and women that, and home's the place for you, but it's patriotic angels when there's outside work to do.
There's outside work to do, my dears, there's outside work to do. It's patriotic angels when there's outside work to do. We are not really senseless, and we are not angels too, but very human beings, human just as much as you. It's hard upon occasions to be forceful and sublime when you're treated as incompetence three-quarters of the time. But it's women this and women that, and women's like a hen. But it's do the country's work alone when war takes off the men. And it's women this and women that, and everything you please. But woman is observant, and be sure that woman sees.
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54 53 - Beware! 1:08
Beware by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by BKL. In the days that are gone, when a statue was wanted, In park or museum, where statues must be, A chivalrous male would come forward undaunted, And say, if you must have one, make it of me. Bad though they be, yet all agree. If you must make them, why make them of me? But chivalry's dead, as I always expected, since women would not let things stay as they were. So now, I suppose, when a statue's erected, men will say brutally, make it of her. She may prefer things as they were when they start making the statues of her.
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55 54 - Male Philosophy 0:58
Male Philosophy by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by M. Lee. Men are very brave, you know. That was settled long ago. Ask, however, if you doubt it, any man you meet about it. He will say, I think, like me, men are brave as they can be. Women think they're brave, you say? Do they really? Well, they may, but such biased attestation is not worth consideration, for a legal judgment shelves what they say about themselves.
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56 55 - From a Man's Point of View 0:58
From a Man's Point of View by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Bruce Kachuk.
Women love self-sacrifice, suffering, and good advice. If they don't love these sincerely, then they're not true women, really. Oh, it shocks me so to note women pleading for the vote, saying publicly it would Educate and do them good. Such a selfish reason trips oddly from a woman's lips. But it must not be supposed I am in the least opposed. If they want it, let them try it, for I think we'll profit by it.
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57 56 - Glory 1:02
Glory by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Bruce Kachuk.
I went to see old Susan Gray, whose soldier sons had marched away, and this is what she had to say. It isn't war I hate at all. Tis likely men must fight. But, oh, these flags and uniforms, it's them that isn't right. If war must come, and come it does, to take our boys from play, it isn't right to make it seem so beautiful and gay. I left old Susan with a sigh. A famous band was marching by to make men glad they had to die.
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58 57 - Dependence 0:53
Dependence by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Evelyn Lehman. The young men said to their mother, Hear us, O dearest and best! Time cannot cool or smother The love of you in our breast. Here is your place and no other. Come home and rest. And the mother's heart was grateful, For the love of her cherished ones, And her labor bitter and hateful. She left at the word of her sons. Till she heard far off the fateful voices of guns. Their love did more enslave her, they could not understand, That none could guard or save her when war was on the land, But herself and God who gave her heart, mind, and hand.
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59 58 - Playthings 1:04
Last year the shops were crowded with soldier suits and guns, the presents that at Christmas time we give our little sons, and many a glittering trumpet, and many a sword and drum, but as they're made in Germany. This year they will not come. Perhaps another season we shall not give our boys such very warlike playthings, such military toys. Perhaps another season we shall not think it sweet to watch their game of soldier men who dream not of defeat.
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60 59 - Militants 0:49
Militants by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Amanda Chandler. Hippolyta, Penthesalia, Maria Theresa, and Joan, Augustina, and Boudica, and some militant girls of our own. It would take a brave man, and a dull one, to say to these ladies, Of course we adore you while meek, timid, clinging, and weak, but a woman can never use force.
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61 60 - A Lady's Choice 0:47
A Lady's Choice by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org by Evelyn Lehman. Her old love and tears and silence had been building her a palace, ringed by motes and flanked by towers, he had set it on a hill. Here, he said, will come no whisper of the world's alarms and malice. In these granite walls imprisoned I will keep you safe from ill. As he spoke along the highway, there came riding by a stranger. For an instant on her features he a fleeting glance bestowed. Then he said, My heart is fickle, and the world is full of danger. And he offered her his stirrup, and he pointed down the road.
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62 61 - The Ballad of Lost Causes 1:29
The Ballad of Lost Causes About 465 Years After Villan Tell me in what spot remote do the antis dwell to-day? Those who did not want to vote feared their sexes prompt decay. Where are those who used to say, Home alone is woman's sphere? Only those should vote who slay. Where the snows of yesteryear? Where are those who used to quote Nietzsche's words in dread array? Where the ancient crones who wrote, Women rule through beauty's sway? And those lovers, where are they? Who could hold no woman dear, if she had the ballot? Nay, where the snows of yesteryear? Prince, inquire no more, I pray, whither aunties disappear. Suffrage won, they melt away, like the snows of yesteryear.
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63 62 - Thoughts at an Anti Meeting 0:40
Thoughts at an Anti-Meeting There are no homes in suffrage states, There are no children glad and good, There men no longer seek for mates, And women lose their womanhood. This, I believe, without debate. And yet I ask, and ask in vain, Why, no one in suffrage state has moved to change things back again.
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64 63 - The Ideal Candidates 2:45
The Ideal Candidates by Alice Dewar Miller. A by-law of the New York Board of Education says, No married woman shall be appointed to any teaching or supervising position in the New York Public Schools unless her husband is mentally or physically incapacitated to earn a living or has deserted her for a period of not less Then one year.
Characters Board of Education Three would-be teachers Chorus by Board Now please don't waste your time and hours by pleas all based on mental powers. She seems to us the proper stuff who has a husband bad enough. All other pleas appear to us excessively superfluous. First Teacher My husband is not really bad. Board. How very sad, how very sad. First teacher. He's good, but here my one excuse. Board. Oh, what's the use, oh, what's the use? First teacher. Last winter in a railroad wreck, he lost his arm and broke his neck. He's doomed, but lingers day by day. Board. Her husband's doomed. Hooray, hooray. Second Teacher. My husband's kind and healthy, too. Bored. Why, then, of course, you will not do.
Second Teacher. Just hear me out. You'll find you're wrong. It's true his body's good and strong, but, ah, his wits are all astray. Bored. Her husband's mad. Hip, hip, hooray. Third Teacher. My husband's wise and well, the creature. Board. Then you can never be a teacher. Third Teacher. Wait! For I led him such a life, he could not stand me as a wife. Last mickle-mess he ran away. Board. Her husband hates her. Hip, hooray! Chorus by Board. Now we have found without a doubt By process sound and well thought out, each candidate is fit in truth to educate the mind of youth. No teacher need apply to us whose married life's harmonious.
Curtain.
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65 64 - The Unconscious Suffragists 2:53
The Unconscious Suffragists by Alice Dewar Miller. Read for LibriVox.org. They who have no voice nor vote in the electing of representatives do not enjoy liberty, but are absolutely enslaved to those who have votes. Benjamin Franklin. No such phrase as virtual representation was ever known in law or constitution. James Otis. But these great cities, says my honorable friend, are virtually Now, sir, I do not understand how a power which is salutary when exercised virtually can be noxious when exercised directly. If the wishes of Manchester have as much weight with us as they would have under a system which gives representatives to Manchester, how can there be any danger in giving representatives to Manchester?
Lord Macaulay's speech on the Reform Bill. Universal suffrage prolongs in the United States the effect of universal education, for it stimulates all citizens throughout their lives to reflect on problems outside the narrow circle of their private interests and occupations, to read about public questions, to discuss public characters, and to hold themselves ready in some degree to give a rational account of their political faith. Dr. Charles Elliott. But liberty is not the chief and constant object of their, the American people, desires. Equality is their idol. They make rapid and sudden efforts to obtain liberty, and if they miss their aim, resign themselves to their disappointment. But nothing can satisfy them without equality, and they would rather perish than lose it.
De Tocqueville, Democracy in America, 1835. A government is for the benefit of all the people. We believe that this benefit is best accomplished by popular government because, in the long run, each class of individuals is apt to secure better provision for themselves through their own voice in government than through the altruistic interest of others, however intelligent or philanthropic. William H. Taft in Special Message. I have listened to some very honest and eloquent orators whose sentiments were noteworthy for this, that when they spoke of the people, they were not thinking of themselves. They were thinking of somebody whom they were commissioned to take care of. And I have seen them shiver when it was suggested that they arrange to have something done by the people for themselves.
The New Freedom by Woodrow Wilson. End of Section 64. End of Our Women People, A Book of Rhymes for Suffrage Times by Alice Dewar Miller.