Humorist Bill Nye was the first editor of the daily paper in Laramie, Wyoming, and named it the Laramie Boomerang in honor of his mule. As Nye’s son Frank said, something about the word “boomerang” piqued Nye’s imagination, as it described the "eccentricity of his orbit". “His mule, his mine, his newspaper, his [first] book [Bill Nye and Boomerang], all bore the trademark.” The book, according to Nye, includes "some little epics and ethereal flights of fancy..." and said "it affords me great pleasure...to know what a feeling of blessed rest and childlike confidence and assurance - and some more things of that nature - will follow the publication of this work." Warning: Common side-effects include uncontrollable side-slapping laughter and giggling. Listen with extreme caution. - Summary by Dale Barkley, proudly from Laramie
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queue_music Chapters 115
1000 - To My Mule Boomerang1:17
2001 - The Apology2:01
3002 - Apostrophe to an Orphan Mule2:16
4003 - A Miners' Meeting - My Mine - A Mirage on the Plains7:51
5004 - The True Story of Damon and Pythias7:30
6005 - Sad Memories of the Dead Year4:44
7006 - Bill Nye's Thirteenth Grand Semi-Annual Farewell Circus and Hippodrome7:01
8007 - Letter from Paris4:05
9008 - Prehistoric Crockery5:18
10009 - Suggestions for a School of Journalism7:33
11010 - The Fragrant Mormon2:51
12011 - Recollections of the Opera5:04
13012 - A Sunny Little Incident3:22
14013 - He Rewarded Her1:11
15014 - The Modern Parlor Stove3:18
16015 - Remarks to Originators3:02
17016 - Queer0:53
18017 - Sic Semper Gloria Houseplant1:49
19018 - How to Tell1:20
20019 - Biography of Colorow2:48
21020 - Diary of a Saucy Young Thing2:16
22021 - Killing off the James Boys2:26
23022 - A Relic2:12
24023 - Some Reasons why I can't be an Indian Agent5:27
25024 - The Picnic Snoozer's Lament1:13
26025 - Billious Nye and Boomerang in the Gold Mines6:21
27026 - Two Great Men2:51
28027 - Dirty Murphy2:30
29028 - A Rocky Mountain Sunset2:31
30029 - The Temperature of the Bumble-bee1:53
31030 - Drawbacks of Public Life3:31
32031 - The Glad, Free Life of the Miner4:57
33032 - Some Thoughts of Childhood3:20
34033 - The New Adjustable Campaign Song3:28
35034 - Sitting down on a Venerable Joke3:02
36035 - A Hairbreadth Escape3:43
37036 - Myself, Dr. Talmage and Other Divines6:20
38037 - Fine-cut as a Means of Grace3:07
39038 - The Weather and Some Other Things5:22
40039 - The Parable of the Unjust Steward4:09
41040 - Ode to Spring1:05
42041 - The Parable of the Prodigal Son4:29
43042 - The Indian and the Everlasting Gospel6:27
44043 - The Muse12:08
45044 - Shoeing a Broncho5:13
46045 - Pumpkin Jim; or the Tale of a Busted Jackass Rabbit13:19
47046 - William Nye and the Heathen Chinee6:04
48047 - Hong Lee's Grand Benefit at Leadville3:25
49048 - You Fou2:32
50049 - The Lop-eared Lovers of the Little Laramie13:37
51050 - Speech of Spartacus8:30
52051 - Correspondence11:03
53052 - He Went Out West for His Health6:09
54053 - A Quiet Little Wedding without any Frills6:06
55054 - Thoughts on Spring3:50
56055 - The Same Old Thing6:34
57056 - The Veteran who died while getting his Pension5:37
58057 - Gingerbread Poems and Cold Pickled Facts5:13
59058 - Origin of Beautiful Snow6:03
60059 - Ute Eloquence3:30
61060 - The Aged Indian's Lament3:54
62061 - How a Mining Stampede breaks out4:23
63062 - The Great Rocky Mountain Re-union of Yaller Dogs3:54
64063 - What Woman's Suffrage has done for Wyoming5:12
65064 - Portuguese without a Master5:45
66065 - The Rocky Mountain Hog3:11
67066 - The Buckness wherewith the Buck Beer Bucketh1:53
68067 - Billious Nye and the Amateur Stage3:36
69068 - A Journalistic Correction1:31
70069 - Bankrupt Sale of Literary Gems1:45
71070 - Thoughts on Marriage4:42
72071 - A Ute Presidential Convention11:52
73072 - The Club-footed Lover of Piute Pass7:17
74073 - The Automatic Liar3:45
75074 - Some Post-office Fiends6:01
76075 - Agriculture at an altitude of 7,500 feet2:53
77076 - The Gentle Youth from Leadville3:04
78077 - A Snide Journalist6:42
79078 - He Was Blind3:49
80079 - Thoughts of the Mellow Previously3:43
81080 - My Tombstone Mine6:22
82081 - Bankrupt Sale of a Circus5:58
83082 - Greeley versus Valley Tan1:38
84083 - The Eternal Fitness of Things3:01
85084 - They Unanimously Arose and Hung Him4:04
86085 - Rhetoric versus Woodtick5:32
87086 - The Model Wife5:53
88087 - Some Overland Tourists6:01
89088 - Catching Mountain Trout at an elevation of 8,000 feet4:23
90089 - Home-made Indian Relics6:38
91090 - The Previous Reporter3:02
92091 - The Peace Commission4:20
93092 - Some Answers to Correspondents6:19
94093 - The Crow Indian and His Caws4:25
95094 - The Nuptials of Dangerous Davis4:18
96095 - The Holiday Hog1:35
97096 - Some Census Conundrums2:29
98097 - The Gentle Power of a Woman's Influence4:18
99098 - The Native Inborn Shiftlessness of the Prairie Dogs2:03
100099 - Answers to Correspondents7:14
101100 - The Secret of Garfield's Election4:35
102101 - Perils of the Butternut Picker6:57
103102 - A Word or Two about the Swallow4:10
104103 - Laughing Sam3:02
105104 - The Calamity Jane Consolidated2:10
106105 - The Nocturnal Cow3:34
107106 - The Relentless Garden Hose1:31
108107 - A Wail2:16
109108 - The Great, Horrid Man Receiveth New Year Calls2:53
110109 - Just the Thing1:41
111110 - Thanks1:32
112111 - An Anti-Mormon Town1:33
113112 - A Christmas Ride in July2:01
114113 - Examining the Brand on a Frozen Steer1:28