Chapter 12
Section 12 of Captain Billy's Whizbang, Volume 2, Number 16, January 1921. For more information, or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. Read by Chuck Williamson. Captain Billy's Whizbang, Volume 2, Number 16, January 1921
By W. H. Fawcett Classified ads It's no good now, algae. From the Denver Post For sale
One twin bed never used Or might trade for baby buggy Wait till 1922 From the Gary, Indiana Tribune Lost white mule
Three years old Find a return to Antonio Cazaro That's pretty old for white mule The Persian Cat Again From the Clinton Herald
Lost A large white tomcat with gray tail and two gray spots on body Return to 1306 South 3rd Street and receive reward Lost Topsy
Black Persian Cat Anyone seeing her, call 231 Fifth Avenue Michigan Methods From the Lansing State Journal. Lady desiring groom with mate free. May have same by inquiring 221 Townsend. What runs? From the Boston transcript. Will deposits in the Lysel Silk Bank be increased
because of the runs? That's all right, we're wed. From the Bulletin of the U of M. Class and swimming of married couples will be organized Monday. Lady suits furnished, if desired. Pretty soft. From the Watertown, South Dakota, Public Opinion. Wanted. An assistant housekeeper and family of two. Good home, easy job. No children and none expected. Nothing but a spaniel pup. Looked after by head family. A mighty fine chance for the right person. Phone 4765. Tells the world from the Winnipeg
Free Press. I, Francis William Crink, am not responsible for any debts after October 1st of Mrs. Crink, now living with Mr. Peabody, window cleaner, at 744 Winnipeg Avenue. Chiropodist or manicurist From Indianapolis News Miss Edith May Hyatt
18 when building Personal attention which assures you absolute satisfaction Traveling men, attention Knoxville Journal and Tribune For rent
A traveling man's wife, alone in a big eight-room house, wishes to rent three or four nice unfurnished rooms to a congenial couple or to two businesswomen. Bath, hot and cold water furnished. With use of phone. Call old phone 3988. Complications. Yes, Private Smith was making a splendid recovery, but now there are complications. Oh, I'm so sorry. Did he catch pneumonia? No, he was caught kissing the nurse.
A wet wedding Weddings, like other things, are progressive affairs in Idaho. Look at this from an Idaho paper. Yesterday at high noon, Miss Helen Redacted and Ward Redacted were united in marriage at the home of the bride's parents in Wardner.
The ceremony was performed in the spacious living room, which was beautifully decorated in syringes. End of section 12
