Chapter 1
captain billy's whiz bang volume two number twenty two july nineteen twenty one by w h fawcett it's coming an introduction it's coming a laugh a sigh a smile a tear a giggle a sob and the greatest collection of red-blooded gems the winter annual of captain billy's whiz-bang pedigreed follies of nineteen twenty one nineteen twenty two on sale in october all new jokes jests and jingles captain billy's advice to the lovelorn and smokehouse poetry comprising a collection of the best red-blooded poems in the world republication of the blue velvet band the face on the bar-room floor shooting of dan mcgrew toledo slim laska evolution and johnny and frankie four times as large and four times as great only three months to wait captain billy's whiz bang america's magazine of wit humor and philosophy july nineteen twenty one volume two number twenty two published monthly w h fawcett rural route number two at robinsdale minnesota
we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is loyalty to the american people theodore roosevelt edited by a spanish and world war veteran and dedicated to the fighting forces of the united states end of section one
