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Introduction of Captain Billy's Whizbang, Volume 3, Number 29, January 1922. For more information, or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. Read by Larry Wilson. Captain Billy's Whizbang, Volume 3, Number 29, January 1922, by W. H. Fawcett. Introduction
They're going fast. Whiz Bang's greatest book, The Winter Annual Pedigreed Follies of 1921-22, hot off the press. Orders are now being mailed.
There will be no delay as long as the supply lasts. If your newsstand's quota is sold out, pin a dollar bill or your check, money order, or stamps to the coupon on the back page, and receive our 256-page bound volume
of jokes, jests, jingles, stories, potpourri, mailbag, and smokehouse poetry. The best collection ever put in print. Remember, folk, last year our annual, which was only one-fourth as large as the 1921-22 book, was sold out on the Pacific coast within three or four days, and not a copy could be bought anywhere in the United States within ten days. So hurry up. First come will be first served. Pin your dollar bill to the coupon and mail to the Whizbang Farm, Robbinsdale, Minnesota.
Don't write for early back copies of our regular issues. We haven't any left. Captain Billy's Whizbang, America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Philosophy, January 1922, Volume 3, Number 29. Published monthly, W. H. Fawcett Rural Route Number 2 at Robbinsdale, Minnesota. We have room for but one sole loyalty, and that is loyalty to the American people. Theodore Roosevelt
Captain Billy's Whizbang employs no solicitors. Subscriptions may be received only at authorized newsstands or by direct mail to Robbinsdale. We join in no clubbing offers, nor do we give premiums. $2.50 a year in advance. Edited by a Spanish and World War veteran and dedicated to the fighting forces of the United States.
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