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Chapter 19 I hook my fish. I had not fallen far as is the wont of boys and cats I was on my feet again in a moment. Something like a tall Lochaber axe with the hook but without the axe part had fallen on me and the steel fetched me a sound clip over the bridge of the nose. Did you ever get a proper clout there when you were least expecting it? Well if you have you know how angry it makes you. I wanted somebody's blood. Hardly that perhaps, for I had been decently

brought up. But the thought of my mother, of my father's disappearance, and the stupefying clink on my nose, all taken together, made me wild to be at somebody. Oh, it's easy to say, how wicked, yet so young, and so on, but just try it yourself. Anyway, this is how it happened to me. I was up again and tearing like mad down the passage quicker than a wink. I did not care at that moment whether it was Jeremy Orrin or Mr. Stennis himself. One of the two I knew it must be but the iron hook on its

six-foot pole gave me confidence. I could feel the point of it sharp even in the darkness. I found out afterwards it was used to pull down the hanging lamps which the mad woman and Miss Aphra, who was only half mad, used in their mystic ceremonies. I expect they were trying to raise the devil, which was quite a work of superrogation. I think that is the word, but Elsie knows, considering that their own brother, Mad Jeremy, was on foot and healthy, thank you kindly.

Well, I grabbed my hook and made after my shadowy man who had darted from behind the big reading desk. I knew some mystic palaver or other had been going on, but what that mummery had to do with the death or disappearance of my father I did not care, only just streaked it down the passage. It was dark as pitch, of course, but firm underfoot and of a uniform height. The walls had been painted recently, I should say, for I felt the bits of plaster come away in my hand as I put it out,

and all along the courses of the stones felt ridgy. Then all of a sudden it dipped down and the going got wet and soppy. Under the moat, said I to myself, thinking myself no end clever to have hit on it. We'll be going up presently, I added to myself. Just so it happened.

And then Joseph Yarrow thought himself the cleverest fellow in the world. Though come to think of it now, it was really a chance word of Elsie's that set me on the track. Anyway, there was somebody before me for I heard a door open, then shut, and as it seemed, a kind of fumbling, as if with a key which wouldn't act. I was at the door in a trice. Indeed, I rather tumbled upon it, for there were two or

three steps leading up, pretty sloppy and slippery with green stuff, and the smell of dank earth all about. Also it got cold while it had been quite warm below so I knew we were getting near the surface where the black frost was. Plung! I darted my long staff with the hook at the end of it between the door and the door post. Luckily it caught on the steel part so the man behind could not get the key to turn. Way there! I used my staff as a lever the door gave and in the chill dawn

I found myself in a little sham ruin covered with ivy, quite near the place where Mr. Stennis got off his pony and came upon us the very first day Elsie and I had ever gone to Deep Moat Grange. There was nobody there. My gentleman had failed to lock the door but had managed to shoot an outside bolt which my long hook lever had torn away like so much brown paper. I climbed through a gap in the ruin, either a bit of an old cottage, such as shepherds live in, or, more probably,

a thing built on purpose to shield the head of the secret passage. I had never thought of secret passages in connection with the Grange, but of course, come to think of it, the people there would not have respected themselves if they had not had at least one. They saw to it first thing, after the little coffins. Necessities first, luxuries after, as my poor mother used to say when she confiscated my Saturday's penny for the Sunday's church collection. But in the growing

light of the morning, dawn is the proper word, though smelling of poetry, I saw the man who had led me such a chase running through the wood in the direction of Brom Common. Now I knew that piece. had not Elsie and I come here crawling on our stomachs yes lifting our four feet one at a time counting the front ones and not daring to move hardly I was sure the fellow would have to cross the road and I knew where he would not do it right in front of Mr Bailiff Ball's house he would have

to turn away to the right about the place where poor Harry Foster was done to death because you see, he would have to cross Bromwater by the bridge, and he couldn't expect to have secret passages everywhere handy. So I made right for that place. It was risky, I own, but then I was in the mood for risks. I could see him running, or rather gliding, a big portfolio thing under his arm from tree to tree, and it came to me with a sudden certainty that this man knew the fate of

my father, and that he was carrying off the booty under his armpits. Then somehow I got very angry all at once, and vowed I would put the steel hook into him or burst. I stretched across for the stile where he would have to cross the big march dyke that bordered the deep moat property. He had not arrived, though I could hear him coming, in a precious hurry too, and crashing like a steer through the underbrush. I crouched behind a bush of laurel, for we were in the pheasant shrubbery

behind bailiff balls, and waited with my hook at the ready. He passed me running, a tall gliding shadow, with something familiar in the back of it. I did not see him clearly, for he was all crouched up because of the low branches of the evergreens and the leather case he carried under his arm. He was breathing heavily. So was I, but I would have died before I would have let myself make so much noise about it. He looked about him for the style. Evidently he knew the way well enough.

I thought I recognised, as he bent, momentarily lower, the oily glitter of black ringlets which distinguished mad Jeremy. But though I knew there would be a tussle, I determined that I would not let him off. Besides, we were pretty near old balls at any rate, and I meant to call for help like a steam whistle, that is, if it should prove to be Mad Jeremy or even Mr. Stennis. Whoever he might be, not finding the style, he began to climb the high dyke mighty actively.

Nearly six foot, I should say, was the height of that March dyke, and he had just got his leg over when I hooked my steel into his collar and pulled him back. He fell unhandily, several of the stones following him and the leather portfolio going all abroad. He came down on his face with a whop like a bag of wet salt. As I turned the fellow over, I was full as I could hold of everything stuck up, as arrogant as a jack sparrow after his first fight. He had hurt his head rather, hitting it

hard as he fell. The dawn had come up clear by that time. I tell you I gasped. I give you a hundred guesses to tell me whose face it was I saw. It was that of Mr. Ablethorpe, the Hayfork Parson. Well, I know now how it feels when the world comes suddenly to an end, when all that you had counted upon turns out just nothing, when what you believe true and would have staked your life upon is proven all in a minute the falsest of lies. It was enough to drive anyone mad, and indeed,

I think I could have struck the steel hook into Mr. Ralph Ablethorpe as he lay there in his high church parson's coat, with the tails nearly to his feet, his stiff white collar and the big gold cross, real for true gold, swinging as low as his hair watch chain. Yes, I would, but for one thing, The hay fork minister lay with his mouth open His temples bleeding a little where he had hit a piece of stone

And he looked dead, painfully dead If he had looked a bit alive I wouldn't have minded sticking the hook into him Just think of all that chase And his pretending to hunt the murderers of poor Harry

And sending me up that drainpipe And all in the interests, as were now proven Of the murderers themselves It was enough to make a Quaker kick his mother. There was also, though I had not noticed it at first, one thing more.

The portfolio that I had supposed to contain my father's stolen papers and the proofs of the crime, well, there it lay with the lock broken and ready for me to find all about the foul treachery of the Hayfork Minister. I was sure I should trap him now. I tell you I was so mad that I began to think of his being hung and how glad I would be to see the black flag go up over the jail at Longtown. I meant to go there to see and cry hooray. I was so mad at

his taking us all in but at any rate I had a right to look if only to search for my father's papers. It was I who had caught him as it were in the act. I argued that it must be something very precious for the Hayfork minister to keep it all the time by him, even when he was striking out his hardest and knowing himself closely pursued. He had heard the roar as the people of Breckenside burst the bar door and came tumbling into the grage barn, and that was a good deal worse than mad Jeremy's

howls, at least to hear. Yet he had never let go, nor tried any way of getting rid of his burden, not even in the sham ruin where there were bound to be pints of hidey holes among the ivy but no Mr Ablethorpe held on to his leather case and just shanked it the faster. I believe if it had not been for that and my knowing the country better I would not have nabbed him as I did. It must therefore as I made sure be something worth having when he was so set on getting safe off with it as

all that. So I took the case and cautiously opened the leather top. It folded over like a square cap. I found no papers. Well, I'm blowed. Yes, I said that. Mother said I might so as to keep me from worse expressions. Father didn't care so much, so that I was a straight boy and told no lies, except when jollying somebody, making fun of them that is, or just getting them to believe something because they were green. Anyway, I opened the parson's case and saw no papers. It was lined with

a kind of purple velvet, no end swell, and had a gold cross worked inside, like girls do things so as to waste their time. And inside a crystal globe, there were a lot of round, wafer-looking things that looked good to eat, and a little silver dish beneath them, all figured over and raised work. Then, in a little compartment all by itself, there was a kind of vase or jug, closed with a stopper, all of silver. Everything smelled good. I was just going to try the little

wafery things, when all of a sudden the hay fork parson sat up, looking all dazed and know-how. He put his hands to his brow. So I thought, now for the revelation. But he only said, Joseph put that down this instant you have not been confirmed and at any rate the communion in both kinds is the privilege of the ordained clergy of course I thought he had simply gone moony with the whack he had got when I pulled him down from the dyke as the healant Donalds did the

mailed knights at the Red Harlow as I had read in the history book but in this I was mistaken Mr Ablethorpe got a bit better when he had assured himself that I had not touched the contents of his leather case. He even tried to snip it again, but the catch had been broken in the fall, and the best he could do was to fasten it up with a bit of twine I lent him out of my pocket. It is a strange thing about grown-ups who set up for knowing everything that they never carry things that are really useful in their pockets,

only watches and money, which people try to steal. Now, every boy has twine and knives and fish hooks and marbles and a catapult, and yet nobody ever thinks of stopping him with a levelled pistol on the King's Highway saying, Your pockets are your life! They would need to have regular Pickford vans to carry off the plunder anyway, if they cleaned out very many boys. Why? I should think it a shame if I had less than 60 things in my pockets, all different, and all of the kind that you never know when you were going to need them.

and me going on for eighteen too, and not a real schoolboy any longer, but a man. Then, after a while, I began to explain to Mr. Ablethorpe all about everything. He just sat open-mouthed as I told him about father and about the mayor coming into our yard through a locked door. I was watching him. He turned a bit paler, but his face was not the face of a guilty man. Of course I see now, Joe, he said. It looked bad, and I don't wonder the mob acted as they did,

seeing me leave the barn so hurriedly. Now, though I did not say so, I thought that pretty good, just about as good as a dozen glass marbles for a ha'penny. Leave the barn hurriedly, says he, my respectable Aunt Sally. Why, he simply scooted like the wind. What is it? He stood not on the order of his going, but went. I bet he did. There wasn't anybody in Mr. Mustard's school, no, nor yet in Breckenside, who could have caught the hay fork parson but me. He had legs like a whacking pair of compasses, and went along like the wild ass that sniffeth up the wind. yes he repeated tying a white handkerchief about the size of a tablecloth round his brow

i kept mum about what had given him the headache pretended that i had brought out the hook to fish with yes joe i did leave the barn in a hurry but it was for the sake of those poor foolish women for whose souls none cares but myself i know well that in going there at all i am taking my life in my hands, but the eldest, Miss Aphra Orin, shows a little more stability than the others, and it was borne upon me as a duty that I should try and make them put away their mad vanities, no better than

stocks and stones, by substituting a real worship and a real chapel. I found out by chance that the barn of Deepmote Grange had been an oratory in the days of the ancient Cistercian Abbey, which had been built on that site about 1460. It was therefore, in my opinion, duly and properly consecrated. True, I have not obtained the authorization of my bishop, and for that, Joseph, you may blame me. I told him that it was all right as far as I was concerned.

I did not think of doing so. His dread secret, if that were all, was quite safe with me. I thank you, Joseph, he said, with the solemn air he always had when engaged in making me a good churchman. I admit that the action is, on the face of it, irregular. But then the saving of these poor souls, Joseph, consider. None to give them a thought but me.

And I have already induced them to substitute a crucifix for their foolish gods, which had only a meaning in their own deranged brains, Joseph. and this very night after confession such as the poor things could make I had determined to administer the sacrament of the holy communion to them I was in the act of doing so when the noise outside and the crowd breaking in the doors caused me to retire in the belief that my presence and

the act in which I was engaged might be misunderstood by an incensed rabble you agree that I was right, Joseph? Yes, then, I own it. I am much relieved in my mind, still more, to find that all the elements are safe. It would have been terrible, a disastrous loss, if any part of them had been injured. Even now, Joseph, when I came a little to myself, it seemed to me that when I awoke, I found you, you, Joseph, the son of a churchman, who ought to have known better in the act. No,

Mr. Ablethorpe, said I, but something was necessary to arouse you, and it seemed to me that nothing else would have the desired effect. Quite right, Joseph, you judged well, he said, nodding his head. And the pursuers, were you able to turn them off the track? I heard them pursuing. I reassured him. So far as the pursuers went, he had nothing to fear. Mr. Ablethorpe said that in that case he would go home and place the monstrance, I think he called it, but it doesn't seem the right word,

does it, in a place of safety. But as I had no time to lose, I would not let him go without telling me if he had heard anything of my father at the house of Deepmote Grange. Joseph, he answered solemnly, it is well enough known to you that all I heard there passed into my knowledge, under the sacred seal of the confessional, and that I am debarred from repeating a word, either yea or nay. But I want to know about my father, I cried. You shall not

go without. He may have been murdered, and suspicion points to that house where you were found, in which, according to your telling, you received confessions from those who may have been guilty. Joseph, he answered me with an accent extremely pitiful. Indeed, I cannot tell you I am debarred. Debarred or no, I cried. You must tell me if you have heard anything about my father or I will break your head with this iron hook. He could have taken me up in one hand and shaken me, but it was not with the weapons of an earthy warfare that he was fighting this present battle.

If so, I must inbow to the blast, he said. I am aware that my actions, not being strictly in accordance with canon law, and kept a secret from my bishop, I am a legitimate object of your suspicion. Never mind that, Mr. Ablethorpe, I said. Only tell me as a friend. Remember how I helped you all I could before. If you know anything of my father, I must hear of it, and you must tell me. He shook his head. Indeed, you cannot understand, Joseph, he repeated mournfully.

It is not to be expected that you should. I have not the authority to tell you. It is a sacred thing with me. With the grasp of one hand, I caught hold of the leathern case, and out came the thing he called the monstrance. It had a kind of glass top, which I had lifted up to get at the wafers. If you don't tell me, I shouted, I'll send the whole flying into the Brom water. That would be a deadly sin, the sin of sacrilege, Joseph, he answered, trying to get the case from

me. But I was too active and too near the wall. Hold, Joseph. Oh, my monstrance, my Sibiré. He was evidently in a great strait with his conscience. Curious what time some people have with her consciences. What a blessing mine never bothered me. I wonder what it feels like. Perhaps like when you've eaten a whole bushel of unripe gooseberries and wish you hadn't. Something like that I wager. At any rate he felt bad and I was sorry for him. So I didn't throw the monstrous

thing bore him away because he thought so much about it. I kept a tight hold of it though and said, Well then, tell me if you know anything about my father. Mr. Ablethorpe sat down with his head between his hands and groaned. Perfectly legitimate, perfectly legitimate from your point of view, he said. What am I to do? Seal of the confessional. I can't do it, yet I must satisfy Joseph. Then he hit upon something. You know where the Reverend Cecil de la Poire lives,

says he. He is my spiritual director. I knew him. The Reverend Cecil was another of the ultra-high churchers who lived about three miles off and was a gentleman's private chaplain. He was, if possible, ten times more set on thingboriums, etc., than our Mr. Ablethorpe. Well, said the hay fork, I will write a private confession of all I know about the matter to my spiritual director. I will entrust you with the letter to deliver it to Mr. de la Poire, and if you open it, the sin will be on your head.

That's all right, said I cheerfully, and he wrote something and sealed, or rather licked it, in an envelope which he had used for carrying his cards in. It was on one of these that he had written his confession. He went off home in a great hurry to put the thingborium into his safe, and I opened the letter to Mr. de la Poire behind the trunk of the big tree. All it said was just, Dear Mr. de la Poire, I have to communicate to you, under the seal of the confessional, that I have learned nothing whatever concerning Mr. Yarrow of Breckenside Village at the house of Deep Moat Grange or elsewhere. Yours truly, R. Ablethorpe. So once more I had drawn blank.

End of chapter 19. Read by RGL Glasgow. 10th of March 2026.