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CHAPTER XLIV. OF LITTLE MASTER-PIECES OF AMERICAN WIT AND HUMOR. VOLUME I. ALL LIBRIVOX RECORDINGS ARE IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN. FOR MORE INFORMATION, OR TO VOLUNTAIRE, PLEASE VISIT LIBRIVOX.
OF LITTLE MASTER-PIECES OF AMERICAN WIT AND HUMOR. VOLUME I. EDITED BY THOMAS LANSING MASSAN. A CASE OF CONSCIENCE. UNCREDITED.
UNCLE JACK. IT IS VERY GOOD LEMONADE, I AM SURE. But tell me, Bonnie, why do you sell yours for three cents a glass when Charlie gets five for his?' Miss Bonnie "'Well, you mustn't tell anyone, Uncle Jack, but the puppy fell in mine, and I thought it ought to be cheaper.'
A Hingham, Massachusetts woman, instead to have hit upon a happy idea when she was puzzled what to do in order to tell her mince and apple pies apart, she was advised to mark them, and did so, and complacently announced, this i've marked t m tis mints and that i've marked t m taint mints dr oliver vendol holmes used to be an amateur photographer when he presented the picture to a friend he wrote on the back of it taken by o w holmes and son end of a case of conscience
