Read by Craig Franklin, Sonia, Leanne Yau, Tomas Peter, Jason in Panama, Foon
The ninth of ten volumes of poetry edited by Canadian poet laureate Bliss Carman (1861-1929). This collection, the second of two parts, includes a broad and diverse selection of light and comic verse on miscellaneous topics, including religion, the laboring classes, romance, government, food, the human body, animals, the natural world, and everyday hobbies. Also included are parodies and imitations, ingenuities and oddities, and nonsense verse, all using inventive techniques such as puns, wordplay, alliteration, doggerel, adventurous rhyming, and dialect. - Summary by Tomas Peter
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1001 - Saint Anthony's Sermon to the Fishes by Anonymous2:22
2002 - King John and the Abbot of Canterbury: From 'Percy's Reliques' by Anonymous6:42
3003 - Gluggity Glug: From 'The Myrtle and the Vine' by George Colman the Younger1:58
4004 - I Am a Friar of Orders Gray: From the Opera of 'Robin Hood' by John O'Keeffe1:33
5005 - Good Ale by John Still2:35
6006 - The Pilgrims and the Peas by Dr. John Wolcot (Peter Pindar)3:36
7007 - The Vicar of Bray by Anonymous4:52
8008 - Hudibras' Sword and Dagger: From 'Hudibras,' Part I by Dr. Samuel Butler2:09
9009 - The Fine Old English Gentleman by Anonymous2:48
10010 - Toby Tosspot by George Colman the Younger4:01
11011 - The Milkmaid by Jeffreys Taylor2:47
12012 - Morning Meditations by Thomas Hood2:23
13013 - Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog by Oliver Goldsmith1:34
14014 - Old Grimes by Albert G. Greene2:34
15015 - Elegy on Madam Blaize by Oliver Goldsmith1:46
16016 - The Grave-Yard: From 'A Fable for Critics' by James Russell Lowell2:05
17017 - Faithless Nelly Gray (A Pathetic Ballad) by Thomas Hood3:30
18018 - Faithless Sally Brown by Thomas Hood3:31
19019 - Orator Puff by Thomas Moore2:11
20020 - The Gouty Merchant and the Stranger by Horace Smith2:40
21021 - The Diverting History of John Gilpin by William Cowper11:13
22022 - Epigrams by Samuel Taylor Coleridge2:22
23023 - The Razor-Seller by Dr. John Wolcot (Peter Pindar)3:51
24024 - Paper (A Conversational Pleasantry) by Benjamin Franklin3:48
25025 - Epitaph: For the Tombstone Erected over the Marquis of Anglesea's Leg, Lost at Waterloo by George Canning2:07
26026 - Rudolph the Headsman: From 'This Is It' by Oliver Wendell Holmes1:28
27027 - Song of One Eleven Years in Prison by George Canning3:12
28028 - Little Billee by William Makepeace Thackeray2:14
29029 - Captain Reece by William Schwenck Gilbert4:48
30030 - The Yarn of the 'Nancy Bell': From 'The Bab Ballads' by William Schwenck Gilbert4:59
31031 - The Art of Book-Keeping by Thomas Hood4:06
32032 - Address to the Toothache by Robert Burns1:56
33033 - To the Terrestrial Globe (By a Miserable Wretch) by William Schwenck Gilbert1:19
34034 - The Nose and the Eyes by William Cowper2:18
35035 - The Vowels: An Enigma by Jonathan Swift0:47
36036 - Alnwick Castle by Fitz-Greene Halleck4:39
37037 - The Latest Decalogue by Arthur Hugh Clough1:32
38038 - The New Church Organ by Will Carleton4:21
39039 - Tonis ad Resto Mare by Jonathan Swift1:30
40040 - The Irishman and the Lady by William Maginn2:36
41041 - The Recruit by Robert William Chambers3:16
42042 - Ritter Hugo by Charles Godfrey Leland2:22
43043 - Hans Breitmann's Party by Charles Godfrey Leland2:50
44044 - Leedle Yawcob Strauss by Charles Follen Adams2:13
45045 - Dot Long-Handled Dipper by Charles Follen Adams3:02
46046 - The Jackdaw of Rheims by Richard Harris Barham (Thomas Ingoldsby, Esq.)7:53
47047 - America: From 'A Fable for Critics' by James Russell Lowell2:21
48048 - What Mr. Robinson Thinks: From 'The Biglow Papers,' No. III by James Russell Lowell3:40
49049 - Swell's Soliloquy by Anonymous1:44
50050 - The Compliment by Eugene Field1:19
51051 - The Nantucket Skipper by James Thomas Fields2:29
52052 - The One-Hoss Shay; or, The Deacon's Masterpiece (A Logical Story) by Oliver Wendell Holmes7:04
53053 - Griggsby's Station by James Whitcomb Riley2:56
54054 - He'd Had No Show by Sam Walter Foss1:59
55055 - The Mystified Quaker in New York by Anonymous4:47
56056 - To the 'Sextant' by Arabella M. Willson4:09
57057 - Jim Bludso of the Prairie Belle: Pike County Ballads by John Hay2:50
58058 - To the Pliocene Skull (A Geological Address) by Bret Harte4:35
59059 - Little Breeches: A Pike County View of Special Providence by John Hay2:56
60060 - Jim by Bret Harte2:05
61061 - Banty Tim by John Hay2:57
62062 - Dow's Flat by Bret Harte4:00
63063 - The Society upon the Stanislaus by Bret Harte3:03
64064 - Plain Language from Truthful James (Popularly Known as 'The Heathen Chinee') by Bret Harte2:35
65065 - A Plantation Ditty by Frank Lebby Stanton1:12
66066 - De Fust Banjo by Irwin Russell4:00
67067 - Perils of Thinking by Anonymous0:45
68068 - Nebuchadnezzar by Irwin Russell2:04
69069 - A Life's Love by Anonymous1:36
70070 - Darwin by Mortimer Collins0:36
71071 - Ode for a Social Meeting (With Slight Alterations by a Teetotaller) by Oliver Wendell Holmes2:26
72072 - Hollow Hospitality: From 'Satires,' Book III, Satire 3 by Dr. Joseph Hall2:31
73073 - A Recipe: Roasted Sucking-Pig (from 'Punch's Poetical Cookery Book') by Anonymous2:17
74074 - A Recipe for Salad by Sydney Smith1:44
75075 - Ode to Tobacco by Charles S. Calverley1:56
76076 - A Farewell to Tobacco by Charles Lamb7:23
77077 - Too Great a Sacrifice by Anonymous0:58
78078 - From 'Love Sonnets of a Hoodlum' by Wallace Irwin2:02
79079 - A Saddened Tramp by Anonymous0:51
80080 - The Modern House That Jack Built by Anonymous4:14
81081 - The Friend of Humanity and the Knife-Grinder by George Canning2:42
82082 - Deborah Lee by William H. Burleigh2:47
83083 - The Cock and the Bull by Charles Stuart Calverley7:34
84084 - The Auld Wife by Charles Stuart Calverley2:37
85085 - Lovers, and a Reflection by Charles Stuart Calverley4:03
86086 - Nephelidia by Algernon Charles Swinburne3:30
87087 - The Arab by Charles Stuart Calverley2:17
88088 - The Modern Hiawatha by Anonymous0:58
89089 - Poems Received in Response to an Advertised Call for a National Anthem by Robert H. Newell (Orpheus C. Kerr)8:19
90090 - Belagcholly Days by Anonymous1:50
91091 - Sneezing by Leigh Hunt1:09
92092 - To My Nose by Alfred A. Forrester (Alfred Crowquill)0:51
93093 - Lapsus Calami by James Kenneth Stephen1:10
94094 - A Conservative by Charlotte Perkins Gilman2:22
95095 - 'Forever' by Charles Stuart Calverley2:04
96096 - Siege of Belgrade by Anonymous2:06
97097 - My Love by Anonymous1:39
98098 - Ode to the Human Heart by Laman Blanchard1:39
99099 - Metrical Feet by Samuel Taylor Coleridge1:03
100100 - Nocturnal Sketch (Blank Verse in Rhyme) by Thomas Hood2:42
101101 - Railroad Rhyme by John Godfrey Saxe2:34
102102 - Physics (The Unconscious Poetizing of a Philosopher) by William Whewell0:47
103103 - The Collegian to His Bride: Being a Mathematical Madrigal in the Simplest Form by Anonymous1:11
104104 - The Lawyer's Invocation to Spring by Henry Howard Brownell1:07
105105 - The Cosmic Egg by Anonymous1:17
106106 - The Hen by Matthias Claudius1:45
107107 - Ode—To the Roc by William John Courthope3:48
108108 - Motherhood by Charles Stuart Calverley3:05
109109 - Disaster by Charles Stuart Calverley2:38
110110 - Lines Written in an Album by Willis Gaylord1:01
111111 - On the Brink by Charles Stuart Calverley2:50
112112 - The V-A-S-E by James Jeffrey Roche2:23
113113 - Larks and Nightingales by Nathan Haskell Dole1:30
114114 - Of Blue China by Andrew Lang1:37
115115 - A Riddle: The Letter 'H' by Catherine Fanshawe2:07
116116 - A Threnody by George Thomas Lanigan2:44
117117 - Lines to Miss Florence Huntington by Anonymous2:35
118118 - Nonsense by Thomas Moore1:02
119119 - The Purple Cow by Gelett Burgess0:36
120120 - Psycholophon by Gelett Burgess0:58
121121 - The Baker's Tale: From 'The Hunting of the Snark' by Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (Lewis Carroll)3:55
122122 - Jabberwocky by Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (Lewis Carroll)1:46
123123 - For a Novel of Hall Caine's (After Kipling) by Robert Bridges (Droch)0:48